PEOPLE SUCK. That’s why you prefer to stay inside with your stuffed animal collection. But sometimes it’s a little hard to admit that in public. Here is some carefully crafted, a few extremely plausible, excuses to get you out of all those pesky social obligations.
- Sorry, I Have Ebola
- My Legs Fell Off This Morning
- The Damn Toliet Exploded
- I've Been Abducted By Aliens
- I'm Stuck At The Dubai Airport
- I Accidentally Drank Some Bleach
- There's A Wild Boar In The Driveway
- People Scare Me
DETAILS:
- 8 pack Standard No. 2 Pencils
- Made in the USA
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